Karl's 2021 New Year's Resolutions

Sleep More



Did you know that cats can sleep up to 20 hours a day? Being cute is really, really hard work! Make sure that your furry friend has lots of comfy beds and napping spots to curl up in.

Supervise The Humans

One of cats’ most important and sacred duties is to keep a very close eye on their humans. Your furry friend will pay close attention as you go about your day. She may try to poke her cute little nose into anything and everything you’re doing. This is a great honor!

Work On The Pounce

Kitties are very playful. While it’s adorable watching a frisky feline jumping on a catnip toy, it’s important to remember that cats are hunters by nature. Get Fluffy lots of toys, and play with her regularly.

Proper Fur Distribution

Another crucial kitty obligation is the proper disbursement of fur. Fluffy may try to be more precise in leaving her cat hair around. For instance, she may try to ensure that you always have at least one cat hair in your coffee and three on your shirt.

Catch The Red Dot

Cats are extremely talented hunters. Stealth, agility, and speed, along with a pretty powerful pounce, has put kitties near the top of the list of natural predators. The only thing that still eludes us? That mysterious little red spot! 

More Lap Time

Being a cat is hard work. In addition to being adorable, we’re tasked with keeping our humans amused, cuddling them, protecting them from moths, keeping their chairs warm, and supervising them. We need lots of rest to keep up with these arduous chores! Fortunately, spending quality time with our people really makes all that hard work worthwhile.

World Domination

Overreaching? Perhaps not. Cats have already managed to take over a sizeable chunk of the internet! As the saying says, it’s better to fail aiming high than to succeed aiming low. Carpe diem!

Please contact Deepwoods Veterinary Services, your Bruce Crossing, MI animal hospital, for your cat’s veterinary care needs. My humans are happy to help!